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1. Harrowing and verbose adventure stories featuring scantily clad boys and amazing feats of derring-do.
2. Stove-top jelly recipes.
3. Links to old-time radio mp3 download sites.
4. Ads for vagina enlargement potions.

My email box is fairly overwhelmed with spam and nonsense, though, being that I've had the same email box since I was 16, so please write something like, "I am a real person writing about your blog. You know. That mass of HTML that you rarely groom."

Thanks in advance.